Absolutely doomed. Especially if you are telling Lan Wangji mean things about me! 👿 Maybe I'll find you and steal* your door. I bet that will show you. (*Not remove)
And I didn't say any of that! 😭😭😭 This! This right here! This is bullying! I'm sure there's a difference, but I don't know what it is! And ☁️ isn't being dishonest! It's just complicated, and neither of you know any better. I can't explain it. I don't want to explain it.
👿👿👿 Okay fine, point made! You are a very respectful 👻. But I don't know what you mean about your given name, and also I have not been mean to you. I refuse to budge on that.
Wait, is stealing just taking the door off without magic? That's fine, who needs a door? I will just sleep on the roof. And I had to tell him, because your creativity was too impressive to keep to myself.
Well you don't have to explain it but this is all only fair. If I have to accept that people who want to fight me might be wrong, you have to accept that you are respectable. But I'll still fight you for saying ☁️ doesn't know any better, and myself for having been unclear in my respect 😔⚔️
You called me a baby, and I'm very graciously telling you that would have been very funny bullying, as a gesture of my good will and trust that you aren't bullying me. 🤝
Yes, I'm going to steal your door. Probably involving magic, but only to remove the hinges! Then I'm going to ride it down the stairs and out into the street! Because why not~
And I don't have to accept anything! I will say whatever I want and also refuse to accept that you think I'm respectable. Respectable people are... They're well-liked! They're nice and helpful--or they're supposed to be, and they definitely don't have any stuff that scares people. They look good or they're really strong; they're probably also wealthy. They might be wise, or heroic. Am I wrong? No one is supposed to think that I'm respectable; I certainly haven't done any of those things! Do you know how weird it is to hear that? There's so many reasons why you're wrong, so if you really want to fight me about it, I'll be out in the street. Standing on your door.
So you're saying if I want to bully you in a funny way, then I should call you a baby? And that has something to do with your given name? ...Is that what it means? Like Wei is 👻??? Did someone name you 👻👶??? Would someone *do* that?
Good idea, why don't you use it as a raft, too? I'm not sure how good it would be, you may need more doors. 💃🚪🌊
❌! ❌! ❌! ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ I lost count. But the point is you can do most of that I think! Even the wealth, if we're taking me as the standard. You're so good at knowing when people are wrong, one of the best, so how can you be so incorrect here? I'm not wrong, everyone else may be and that's their business. Aren't I right? I learned from the best teacher. You're going to have to fight me.
It's not like that and I said I was trusting you not to bully me, so you can't. 🚫👻👶 You wanted to be sure about my seniority and now you are and you have to live with that.
A door would be a very small raft, but I could do it. I'll need it when you flood the street with 👻😭 after I finish fighting you!
I also lost count. I'm not even sure which three are the ❌! Wealth should be ❌❌❌, but people like gold and it makes them like people with gold so long as they're not too awful. You can get away with missing a lot of respectable qualities if you have a lot of 👛. But that means you're rich and very little else, so what's that worth anyway?
The point is! I am not any of those things, and your eyesight must be fading in your old age. So I will concede to calling you Wei-qianbei if you stop saying incorrect things. 👻 > 👿! More respectable and more senior! 🚫👻👶
Forget the gold! Klaudia is wise and nice and helpful and well liked by ☁️ which is proof no one else's opinion matters if they disagree, and doesn't have anything that SHOULD scare people, you didn't even make the 🦴👻s. I could argue heroic too, like a rogue cultivator that people say noble stuff about when they come to town to carry around 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁. ⚔️⚔️⚔️ 🚫🐜
My eyesight is fine and I have not said anything incorrect so it won't be hard to stop, thank you for agreeing with my seniority (definitely not a respectable though 👻, just pretending for 🤏☁️)
I'm not fighting ☁️, I'm just going to hide. You have to come alone, so we can ⚔️ and then I can get a head start.
😭 You're just saying words again! 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 wasn't even heroic! It was just transporting a box and getting chased by a 👻! In fact, you could argue that it was the opposite of heroic because it was after midnight and everything was super 🤫🤫🤫. So there! ☁️ would probably be appalled, and then 👿 wouldn't be well-liked at all, and that's why he doesn't know about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁! Among other things! See? Everything checks out.
I'm really going to ⚔️ you if you try to tell me you're just pretending at being respectable! 🤏☁️ wasn't around for all the respectable things I've seen you do. You can't use him as an excuse, I'm not allowing it.
This plan has gotten very elaborate. But I don't think you can hide from the ☁️😔 (disappointment at ⚔️) and I won't help.
Why wouldn't it be heroic just because it's after midnight and it's quiet? Some night hunts are quiet, and obviously they can be at night (👻). Maybe it's you who is just saying words. I'm not sure what ☁️ would think about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 but I bet there'd be a face. Not an appalled one, though. I, Wei Wuxian, promise that. Unless you told him in those pictures without a translation.
You've never seen me do anything respectable, 🤫👿. I'm a little bit respectable but it's balanced by everything else. Or if I am so respectable and your senior, then you can't argue with me. What a conundrum (for you).
Why wouldn't I be able to hide from ☁️😔? I'm small. I can hide anywhere. It doesn't even have to be 🌳🌳🌳! I've been practicing how to be invisible too, so maybe I won't even need to hide!
I think more unheroic things happen at night than heroic things. Just based purely on probability, you can't say that what I was doing was heroic. And even if it was, that wasn't the point. The point was that I got 👛 for delivering 💀🎁!
What sort of ☁️ face are you imagining? I bet it's not a good one, so my point still stands.
You're much more respectable and also my senior (I guess) and also I'm going to argue with you anyway because apparently you've forgotten all the respectable things you've done! And who is going to stop me anyway? You can't tell me what to do, unless you acknowledge your respectability. This is also your conundrum, too.
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Date: 2021-10-04 01:04 am (UTC)From:And I didn't say any of that! 😭😭😭 This! This right here! This is bullying! I'm sure there's a difference, but I don't know what it is! And ☁️ isn't being dishonest! It's just complicated, and neither of you know any better. I can't explain it. I don't want to explain it.
👿👿👿 Okay fine, point made! You are a very respectful 👻. But I don't know what you mean about your given name, and also I have not been mean to you. I refuse to budge on that.
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Date: 2021-10-04 02:49 am (UTC)From:Well you don't have to explain it but this is all only fair. If I have to accept that people who want to fight me might be wrong, you have to accept that you are respectable. But I'll still fight you for saying ☁️ doesn't know any better, and myself for having been unclear in my respect 😔⚔️
You called me a baby, and I'm very graciously telling you that would have been very funny bullying, as a gesture of my good will and trust that you aren't bullying me. 🤝
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Date: 2021-10-04 05:47 am (UTC)From:And I don't have to accept anything! I will say whatever I want and also refuse to accept that you think I'm respectable. Respectable people are... They're well-liked! They're nice and helpful--or they're supposed to be, and they definitely don't have any stuff that scares people. They look good or they're really strong; they're probably also wealthy. They might be wise, or heroic. Am I wrong? No one is supposed to think that I'm respectable; I certainly haven't done any of those things! Do you know how weird it is to hear that? There's so many reasons why you're wrong, so if you really want to fight me about it, I'll be out in the street. Standing on your door.
So you're saying if I want to bully you in a funny way, then I should call you a baby? And that has something to do with your given name? ...Is that what it means? Like Wei is 👻??? Did someone name you 👻👶??? Would someone *do* that?
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Date: 2021-10-04 05:38 pm (UTC)From:❌! ❌! ❌! ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ I lost count. But the point is you can do most of that I think! Even the wealth, if we're taking me as the standard. You're so good at knowing when people are wrong, one of the best, so how can you be so incorrect here? I'm not wrong, everyone else may be and that's their business. Aren't I right? I learned from the best teacher. You're going to have to fight me.
It's not like that and I said I was trusting you not to bully me, so you can't. 🚫👻👶 You wanted to be sure about my seniority and now you are and you have to live with that.
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Date: 2021-12-04 12:41 am (UTC)From:I also lost count. I'm not even sure which three are the ❌! Wealth should be ❌❌❌, but people like gold and it makes them like people with gold so long as they're not too awful. You can get away with missing a lot of respectable qualities if you have a lot of 👛. But that means you're rich and very little else, so what's that worth anyway?
The point is! I am not any of those things, and your eyesight must be fading in your old age. So I will concede to calling you Wei-qianbei if you stop saying incorrect things. 👻 > 👿! More respectable and more senior! 🚫👻👶
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Date: 2021-12-05 04:55 pm (UTC)From:Forget the gold! Klaudia is wise and nice and helpful and well liked by ☁️ which is proof no one else's opinion matters if they disagree, and doesn't have anything that SHOULD scare people, you didn't even make the 🦴👻s. I could argue heroic too, like a rogue cultivator that people say noble stuff about when they come to town to carry around 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁. ⚔️⚔️⚔️ 🚫🐜
My eyesight is fine and I have not said anything incorrect so it won't be hard to stop, thank you for agreeing with my seniority (definitely not a respectable though 👻, just pretending for 🤏☁️)
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Date: 2021-12-05 09:06 pm (UTC)From:😭 You're just saying words again! 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 wasn't even heroic! It was just transporting a box and getting chased by a 👻! In fact, you could argue that it was the opposite of heroic because it was after midnight and everything was super 🤫🤫🤫. So there! ☁️ would probably be appalled, and then 👿 wouldn't be well-liked at all, and that's why he doesn't know about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁! Among other things! See? Everything checks out.
I'm really going to ⚔️ you if you try to tell me you're just pretending at being respectable! 🤏☁️ wasn't around for all the respectable things I've seen you do. You can't use him as an excuse, I'm not allowing it.
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Date: 2021-12-09 11:45 pm (UTC)From:Why wouldn't it be heroic just because it's after midnight and it's quiet? Some night hunts are quiet, and obviously they can be at night (👻). Maybe it's you who is just saying words. I'm not sure what ☁️ would think about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 but I bet there'd be a face. Not an appalled one, though. I, Wei Wuxian, promise that. Unless you told him in those pictures without a translation.
You've never seen me do anything respectable, 🤫👿. I'm a little bit respectable but it's balanced by everything else. Or if I am so respectable and your senior, then you can't argue with me. What a conundrum (for you).
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Date: 2021-12-10 07:15 pm (UTC)From:I think more unheroic things happen at night than heroic things. Just based purely on probability, you can't say that what I was doing was heroic. And even if it was, that wasn't the point. The point was that I got 👛 for delivering 💀🎁!
What sort of ☁️ face are you imagining? I bet it's not a good one, so my point still stands.
You're much more respectable and also my senior (I guess) and also I'm going to argue with you anyway because apparently you've forgotten all the respectable things you've done! And who is going to stop me anyway? You can't tell me what to do, unless you acknowledge your respectability. This is also your conundrum, too.