What worse things? I think you very much would bully someone for non scientific reasons and this doesn't stop you from also being nice. You have time for both.
Well then you should pick a more suitable title then, or earn one! It's not my fault you didn't do that already! But I suppose it isn't very poetic or impressive so much as it is amusing for me personally to say, which is not teasing. But it also wasn't teasing when I titled you a teacher or hero or anything else I said once I knew you better! It's funny, yes, but because you could be those things, not because you couldn't.
Maybe a very forgetful ghost did forget numbers. Maybe you were the questions cultivator the whole time 😒 Maybe due to my advanced cultivation I'm actually a hundred, and only look a few years older than you or 🤏☁️. Don't I complain enough?
Worse things like actual bullying! Though you're right, I do have time for both. Which should be even more impressive that I refrain from actual bullying, since I'm so good at multitasking.
But since you asked for examples, I could remove the door to his room while he's sleeping. 🚫🚪 Or put ants in his food. 🐜🍛 Or make him *think* there are ants in his food, when there actually isn't. Actually, I learned a new spell recently that basically makes me undetectable 🚫👁️, so I could do a *lot* of things, and he would never know!
And I am pretty sure you are still teasing me! Being a teacher or a hero are definitely things that I would not ever be, and that's the whole point of why they're funny. Even if I did have a real title, and I might! You don't know! But you probably still wouldn't use it. So my point stands! I think.
You already complain so much! 😩👻 But I am willing to weather that. Because I'm going to cultivate a lot more questions if you don't tell me, and I'm going to subject you to all of them~
🚫🚪! 🐜🍛! 🚫👁️! 🙀🙀🙀👎👿 Be less impressive, these are all too mean by far! Why would you even take his door??? So the ants can get in??? I can't believe any of this. What would Lan Zhan think? I know the goal is to make me look more respectable, but I didn't mean in comparison.
That's not why it's funny at all! The idea of me being respectful is why it's funny. Even if I really am. And if you had a title I would use it sometimes, isn't that fair? Now who is being falsely accused of bullying?
What if I want the questions? They're probably more interesting than talking about how old I am.
I wouldn't take his door! If I was interested in bullying, I would *remove* the door. The whole doorway. I've done it before, it's not hard. When everything is wood, it's easy to make it all one piece of wood.
But like I said!!! The impressive part is that I am not doing it, not that I thought about it. See? Not nearly as mean as I could be. And you're even less mean, so that definitely makes you look good, right? It's working already! You're such an upstanding individual. 🎉🎉🎉
I think you just don't want to admit that I'm right. You're not supposed to laugh about things you're serious about. And you have to be serious to be respectful, but also you have to have something to be respectful about in the first place! I don't have anything like that, so you can't be respectful or serious about it. Which is what makes it so funny! See? Making up things to be respectful about is silly, but funny.
All of my questions about going to be about how old you are. I'll just find a way to ask the same question in fifteen different ways. And then I'll cycle through them until you give me an answer. 👿!!!
And he'll never even know how upstanding I am because no one is going to tell him I talked you out of putting ants in his food and entombing him in his own room. This was a good talk, I feel better already except I'm going to have nightmares.
I think YOU just don't want to admit that I'm right! You have so much to be respectful of, and not just all the scary things you can think of to do to poor baby cultivators who don't even deserve it. Who says you have to be serious to be respectful? I can laugh about things I'm serious about all the time, I'm very talented. I can be respectful without being serious and I am, to you, and it's funny. Because you're good, and a lot of people who are supposed to be more respectable are not, and making them mad is also funny. I can't believe I have to explain this.
👻😡!!! You are so stubborn and I respect that in a serious way. But also bullying. But fine! The secret is I was born 37 years ago. Isn't that a lot? It seems like a lot. Now you have to acknowledge my seniority and help me down any stairs.
Okay, that is not entirely truthful! You didn't talk me out of anything, if I wasn't going to do it in the first place. But if I *were* going to do those things, clearly I wouldn't be able to convince you to condone them, and that can be upstanding without being untruthful!
And maybe you have to explain this because you're being weird and saying weird things! This is exactly why I think you're teasing me. If you laugh about things when you're being serious, then people won't think you're being serious, right? And if they don't think you're being serious, then how will they think they're being respected? If you're making fun of respectable things and also things that aren't being respectable, then what is actually the difference? Does it matter whether you think people are good and respectable or not if you treat them the same? It sort of sounds like you are just throwing words around, and you laugh at everyone regardless!!!
37 is not a lot! I mean, I guess it is a lot for humans. I also guess it makes your my senior!!! 👿 But I do not have to like it, or help you down the stairs!!! Unless you ask nicely, then I will build you a ramp. A really nice one.
🤝 I guess. Since he'll never know either way. Lan Zhan, on the other hand...
Questions cultivator, please have mercy on this humble Wei-mou. I'm resisting the urge to apologize, because you can't go live in the woods right now because I need a favor. But if I were going to apologize, it would be for seeming to find the idea of you being respectable funny. Klaudia is respectable and I think in your parlance here is where I offer to fight someone about it 💪👻 even if it's me. But! I have to clarify that I do not treat people who aren't respectable the same. I don't think anyone would ever say otherwise! I can't fault you for not knowing this when you've mostly seen me around very respectable people.
I don't have to like it either but I will take that ramp. Wait, what do you mean 'for humans'? Please don't tell me you are some kind of baby. ⬅️(Disrespectful)
What do you mean on the other hand? 👿 What untruths are you saying to him??
No mercy for Wei-mou until he tells me what a mou is. Unless he told me what a mou was already, but he'll have to tell me again. He will also have to deal with the fact that he's probably the only one that considers 😈 respectable! 👻 should save his energy for something else. Like telling me what the difference is between how a 👻 treats respectable and non-respectable people! Since I have never seen you around non-respectable people. Probably. 🤏☁️ is still on thin ice.
I can not believe you just called me a baby! And disrespectfully! I'm not a baby; you're a baby. Except you're not, but I guess there are some kinds of people out there that would consider you one! Like dwarves and elves and gnomes. They all live for, like... centuries? Usually? I don't think 37 is even an adult for dwarves, and elves probably don't consider anyone adults but themselves. There are mountains younger than them, I think. That's just normal.
No untruths here! Just a humble and above all nondescript servant by the name of Wei who has fallen into an endless questions array trap and is probably doomed.
🥺🥺 You really don't think there would be a difference between how I treat you and people I don't like and respect? You think Hanguang-jun is being dishonest in treating you as respectable? Do we ALL have to fight now?
I didn't call you a baby, I just asked (disrespectfully). To make a point about how normally respectful I am. If I didn't know better I'd think you were making fun of my given name, on top of all these other mean things you have done in just the span of one conversation.
Absolutely doomed. Especially if you are telling Lan Wangji mean things about me! 👿 Maybe I'll find you and steal* your door. I bet that will show you. (*Not remove)
And I didn't say any of that! 😭😭😭 This! This right here! This is bullying! I'm sure there's a difference, but I don't know what it is! And ☁️ isn't being dishonest! It's just complicated, and neither of you know any better. I can't explain it. I don't want to explain it.
👿👿👿 Okay fine, point made! You are a very respectful 👻. But I don't know what you mean about your given name, and also I have not been mean to you. I refuse to budge on that.
Wait, is stealing just taking the door off without magic? That's fine, who needs a door? I will just sleep on the roof. And I had to tell him, because your creativity was too impressive to keep to myself.
Well you don't have to explain it but this is all only fair. If I have to accept that people who want to fight me might be wrong, you have to accept that you are respectable. But I'll still fight you for saying ☁️ doesn't know any better, and myself for having been unclear in my respect 😔⚔️
You called me a baby, and I'm very graciously telling you that would have been very funny bullying, as a gesture of my good will and trust that you aren't bullying me. 🤝
Yes, I'm going to steal your door. Probably involving magic, but only to remove the hinges! Then I'm going to ride it down the stairs and out into the street! Because why not~
And I don't have to accept anything! I will say whatever I want and also refuse to accept that you think I'm respectable. Respectable people are... They're well-liked! They're nice and helpful--or they're supposed to be, and they definitely don't have any stuff that scares people. They look good or they're really strong; they're probably also wealthy. They might be wise, or heroic. Am I wrong? No one is supposed to think that I'm respectable; I certainly haven't done any of those things! Do you know how weird it is to hear that? There's so many reasons why you're wrong, so if you really want to fight me about it, I'll be out in the street. Standing on your door.
So you're saying if I want to bully you in a funny way, then I should call you a baby? And that has something to do with your given name? ...Is that what it means? Like Wei is 👻??? Did someone name you 👻👶??? Would someone *do* that?
Good idea, why don't you use it as a raft, too? I'm not sure how good it would be, you may need more doors. 💃🚪🌊
❌! ❌! ❌! ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ I lost count. But the point is you can do most of that I think! Even the wealth, if we're taking me as the standard. You're so good at knowing when people are wrong, one of the best, so how can you be so incorrect here? I'm not wrong, everyone else may be and that's their business. Aren't I right? I learned from the best teacher. You're going to have to fight me.
It's not like that and I said I was trusting you not to bully me, so you can't. 🚫👻👶 You wanted to be sure about my seniority and now you are and you have to live with that.
A door would be a very small raft, but I could do it. I'll need it when you flood the street with 👻😭 after I finish fighting you!
I also lost count. I'm not even sure which three are the ❌! Wealth should be ❌❌❌, but people like gold and it makes them like people with gold so long as they're not too awful. You can get away with missing a lot of respectable qualities if you have a lot of 👛. But that means you're rich and very little else, so what's that worth anyway?
The point is! I am not any of those things, and your eyesight must be fading in your old age. So I will concede to calling you Wei-qianbei if you stop saying incorrect things. 👻 > 👿! More respectable and more senior! 🚫👻👶
Forget the gold! Klaudia is wise and nice and helpful and well liked by ☁️ which is proof no one else's opinion matters if they disagree, and doesn't have anything that SHOULD scare people, you didn't even make the 🦴👻s. I could argue heroic too, like a rogue cultivator that people say noble stuff about when they come to town to carry around 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁. ⚔️⚔️⚔️ 🚫🐜
My eyesight is fine and I have not said anything incorrect so it won't be hard to stop, thank you for agreeing with my seniority (definitely not a respectable though 👻, just pretending for 🤏☁️)
I'm not fighting ☁️, I'm just going to hide. You have to come alone, so we can ⚔️ and then I can get a head start.
😭 You're just saying words again! 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 wasn't even heroic! It was just transporting a box and getting chased by a 👻! In fact, you could argue that it was the opposite of heroic because it was after midnight and everything was super 🤫🤫🤫. So there! ☁️ would probably be appalled, and then 👿 wouldn't be well-liked at all, and that's why he doesn't know about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁! Among other things! See? Everything checks out.
I'm really going to ⚔️ you if you try to tell me you're just pretending at being respectable! 🤏☁️ wasn't around for all the respectable things I've seen you do. You can't use him as an excuse, I'm not allowing it.
This plan has gotten very elaborate. But I don't think you can hide from the ☁️😔 (disappointment at ⚔️) and I won't help.
Why wouldn't it be heroic just because it's after midnight and it's quiet? Some night hunts are quiet, and obviously they can be at night (👻). Maybe it's you who is just saying words. I'm not sure what ☁️ would think about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 but I bet there'd be a face. Not an appalled one, though. I, Wei Wuxian, promise that. Unless you told him in those pictures without a translation.
You've never seen me do anything respectable, 🤫👿. I'm a little bit respectable but it's balanced by everything else. Or if I am so respectable and your senior, then you can't argue with me. What a conundrum (for you).
Why wouldn't I be able to hide from ☁️😔? I'm small. I can hide anywhere. It doesn't even have to be 🌳🌳🌳! I've been practicing how to be invisible too, so maybe I won't even need to hide!
I think more unheroic things happen at night than heroic things. Just based purely on probability, you can't say that what I was doing was heroic. And even if it was, that wasn't the point. The point was that I got 👛 for delivering 💀🎁!
What sort of ☁️ face are you imagining? I bet it's not a good one, so my point still stands.
You're much more respectable and also my senior (I guess) and also I'm going to argue with you anyway because apparently you've forgotten all the respectable things you've done! And who is going to stop me anyway? You can't tell me what to do, unless you acknowledge your respectability. This is also your conundrum, too.
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Date: 2021-09-02 03:40 pm (UTC)From:Well then you should pick a more suitable title then, or earn one! It's not my fault you didn't do that already! But I suppose it isn't very poetic or impressive so much as it is amusing for me personally to say, which is not teasing. But it also wasn't teasing when I titled you a teacher or hero or anything else I said once I knew you better! It's funny, yes, but because you could be those things, not because you couldn't.
Maybe a very forgetful ghost did forget numbers. Maybe you were the questions cultivator the whole time 😒 Maybe due to my advanced cultivation I'm actually a hundred, and only look a few years older than you or 🤏☁️. Don't I complain enough?
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Date: 2021-09-22 09:43 pm (UTC)From:But since you asked for examples, I could remove the door to his room while he's sleeping. 🚫🚪 Or put ants in his food. 🐜🍛 Or make him *think* there are ants in his food, when there actually isn't. Actually, I learned a new spell recently that basically makes me undetectable 🚫👁️, so I could do a *lot* of things, and he would never know!
And I am pretty sure you are still teasing me! Being a teacher or a hero are definitely things that I would not ever be, and that's the whole point of why they're funny. Even if I did have a real title, and I might! You don't know! But you probably still wouldn't use it. So my point stands! I think.
You already complain so much! 😩👻 But I am willing to weather that. Because I'm going to cultivate a lot more questions if you don't tell me, and I'm going to subject you to all of them~
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Date: 2021-10-03 05:49 am (UTC)From:That's not why it's funny at all! The idea of me being respectful is why it's funny. Even if I really am. And if you had a title I would use it sometimes, isn't that fair? Now who is being falsely accused of bullying?
What if I want the questions? They're probably more interesting than talking about how old I am.
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Date: 2021-10-03 06:46 am (UTC)From:But like I said!!! The impressive part is that I am not doing it, not that I thought about it. See? Not nearly as mean as I could be. And you're even less mean, so that definitely makes you look good, right? It's working already! You're such an upstanding individual. 🎉🎉🎉
I think you just don't want to admit that I'm right. You're not supposed to laugh about things you're serious about. And you have to be serious to be respectful, but also you have to have something to be respectful about in the first place! I don't have anything like that, so you can't be respectful or serious about it. Which is what makes it so funny! See? Making up things to be respectful about is silly, but funny.
All of my questions about going to be about how old you are. I'll just find a way to ask the same question in fifteen different ways. And then I'll cycle through them until you give me an answer. 👿!!!
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Date: 2021-10-03 06:22 pm (UTC)From:I think YOU just don't want to admit that I'm right! You have so much to be respectful of, and not just all the scary things you can think of to do to poor baby cultivators who don't even deserve it. Who says you have to be serious to be respectful? I can laugh about things I'm serious about all the time, I'm very talented. I can be respectful without being serious and I am, to you, and it's funny. Because you're good, and a lot of people who are supposed to be more respectable are not, and making them mad is also funny. I can't believe I have to explain this.
👻😡!!! You are so stubborn and I respect that in a serious way. But also bullying. But fine! The secret is I was born 37 years ago. Isn't that a lot? It seems like a lot. Now you have to acknowledge my seniority and help me down any stairs.
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Date: 2021-10-03 07:38 pm (UTC)From:And maybe you have to explain this because you're being weird and saying weird things! This is exactly why I think you're teasing me. If you laugh about things when you're being serious, then people won't think you're being serious, right? And if they don't think you're being serious, then how will they think they're being respected? If you're making fun of respectable things and also things that aren't being respectable, then what is actually the difference? Does it matter whether you think people are good and respectable or not if you treat them the same? It sort of sounds like you are just throwing words around, and you laugh at everyone regardless!!!
37 is not a lot! I mean, I guess it is a lot for humans. I also guess it makes your my senior!!! 👿 But I do not have to like it, or help you down the stairs!!! Unless you ask nicely, then I will build you a ramp. A really nice one.
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Date: 2021-10-03 09:09 pm (UTC)From:Questions cultivator, please have mercy on this humble Wei-mou. I'm resisting the urge to apologize, because you can't go live in the woods right now because I need a favor. But if I were going to apologize, it would be for seeming to find the idea of you being respectable funny. Klaudia is respectable and I think in your parlance here is where I offer to fight someone about it 💪👻 even if it's me. But! I have to clarify that I do not treat people who aren't respectable the same. I don't think anyone would ever say otherwise! I can't fault you for not knowing this when you've mostly seen me around very respectable people.
I don't have to like it either but I will take that ramp. Wait, what do you mean 'for humans'? Please don't tell me you are some kind of baby. ⬅️(Disrespectful)
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Date: 2021-10-03 11:26 pm (UTC)From:No mercy for Wei-mou until he tells me what a mou is. Unless he told me what a mou was already, but he'll have to tell me again. He will also have to deal with the fact that he's probably the only one that considers 😈 respectable! 👻 should save his energy for something else. Like telling me what the difference is between how a 👻 treats respectable and non-respectable people! Since I have never seen you around non-respectable people. Probably. 🤏☁️ is still on thin ice.
I can not believe you just called me a baby! And disrespectfully! I'm not a baby; you're a baby. Except you're not, but I guess there are some kinds of people out there that would consider you one! Like dwarves and elves and gnomes. They all live for, like... centuries? Usually? I don't think 37 is even an adult for dwarves, and elves probably don't consider anyone adults but themselves. There are mountains younger than them, I think. That's just normal.
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Date: 2021-10-04 12:43 am (UTC)From:🥺🥺 You really don't think there would be a difference between how I treat you and people I don't like and respect? You think Hanguang-jun is being dishonest in treating you as respectable? Do we ALL have to fight now?
I didn't call you a baby, I just asked (disrespectfully). To make a point about how normally respectful I am. If I didn't know better I'd think you were making fun of my given name, on top of all these other mean things you have done in just the span of one conversation.
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Date: 2021-10-04 01:04 am (UTC)From:And I didn't say any of that! 😭😭😭 This! This right here! This is bullying! I'm sure there's a difference, but I don't know what it is! And ☁️ isn't being dishonest! It's just complicated, and neither of you know any better. I can't explain it. I don't want to explain it.
👿👿👿 Okay fine, point made! You are a very respectful 👻. But I don't know what you mean about your given name, and also I have not been mean to you. I refuse to budge on that.
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Date: 2021-10-04 02:49 am (UTC)From:Well you don't have to explain it but this is all only fair. If I have to accept that people who want to fight me might be wrong, you have to accept that you are respectable. But I'll still fight you for saying ☁️ doesn't know any better, and myself for having been unclear in my respect 😔⚔️
You called me a baby, and I'm very graciously telling you that would have been very funny bullying, as a gesture of my good will and trust that you aren't bullying me. 🤝
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Date: 2021-10-04 05:47 am (UTC)From:And I don't have to accept anything! I will say whatever I want and also refuse to accept that you think I'm respectable. Respectable people are... They're well-liked! They're nice and helpful--or they're supposed to be, and they definitely don't have any stuff that scares people. They look good or they're really strong; they're probably also wealthy. They might be wise, or heroic. Am I wrong? No one is supposed to think that I'm respectable; I certainly haven't done any of those things! Do you know how weird it is to hear that? There's so many reasons why you're wrong, so if you really want to fight me about it, I'll be out in the street. Standing on your door.
So you're saying if I want to bully you in a funny way, then I should call you a baby? And that has something to do with your given name? ...Is that what it means? Like Wei is 👻??? Did someone name you 👻👶??? Would someone *do* that?
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Date: 2021-10-04 05:38 pm (UTC)From:❌! ❌! ❌! ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ I lost count. But the point is you can do most of that I think! Even the wealth, if we're taking me as the standard. You're so good at knowing when people are wrong, one of the best, so how can you be so incorrect here? I'm not wrong, everyone else may be and that's their business. Aren't I right? I learned from the best teacher. You're going to have to fight me.
It's not like that and I said I was trusting you not to bully me, so you can't. 🚫👻👶 You wanted to be sure about my seniority and now you are and you have to live with that.
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Date: 2021-12-04 12:41 am (UTC)From:I also lost count. I'm not even sure which three are the ❌! Wealth should be ❌❌❌, but people like gold and it makes them like people with gold so long as they're not too awful. You can get away with missing a lot of respectable qualities if you have a lot of 👛. But that means you're rich and very little else, so what's that worth anyway?
The point is! I am not any of those things, and your eyesight must be fading in your old age. So I will concede to calling you Wei-qianbei if you stop saying incorrect things. 👻 > 👿! More respectable and more senior! 🚫👻👶
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Date: 2021-12-05 04:55 pm (UTC)From:Forget the gold! Klaudia is wise and nice and helpful and well liked by ☁️ which is proof no one else's opinion matters if they disagree, and doesn't have anything that SHOULD scare people, you didn't even make the 🦴👻s. I could argue heroic too, like a rogue cultivator that people say noble stuff about when they come to town to carry around 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁. ⚔️⚔️⚔️ 🚫🐜
My eyesight is fine and I have not said anything incorrect so it won't be hard to stop, thank you for agreeing with my seniority (definitely not a respectable though 👻, just pretending for 🤏☁️)
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Date: 2021-12-05 09:06 pm (UTC)From:😭 You're just saying words again! 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 wasn't even heroic! It was just transporting a box and getting chased by a 👻! In fact, you could argue that it was the opposite of heroic because it was after midnight and everything was super 🤫🤫🤫. So there! ☁️ would probably be appalled, and then 👿 wouldn't be well-liked at all, and that's why he doesn't know about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁! Among other things! See? Everything checks out.
I'm really going to ⚔️ you if you try to tell me you're just pretending at being respectable! 🤏☁️ wasn't around for all the respectable things I've seen you do. You can't use him as an excuse, I'm not allowing it.
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Date: 2021-12-09 11:45 pm (UTC)From:Why wouldn't it be heroic just because it's after midnight and it's quiet? Some night hunts are quiet, and obviously they can be at night (👻). Maybe it's you who is just saying words. I'm not sure what ☁️ would think about 🚫💀🐎👻 💀🎁 but I bet there'd be a face. Not an appalled one, though. I, Wei Wuxian, promise that. Unless you told him in those pictures without a translation.
You've never seen me do anything respectable, 🤫👿. I'm a little bit respectable but it's balanced by everything else. Or if I am so respectable and your senior, then you can't argue with me. What a conundrum (for you).
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Date: 2021-12-10 07:15 pm (UTC)From:I think more unheroic things happen at night than heroic things. Just based purely on probability, you can't say that what I was doing was heroic. And even if it was, that wasn't the point. The point was that I got 👛 for delivering 💀🎁!
What sort of ☁️ face are you imagining? I bet it's not a good one, so my point still stands.
You're much more respectable and also my senior (I guess) and also I'm going to argue with you anyway because apparently you've forgotten all the respectable things you've done! And who is going to stop me anyway? You can't tell me what to do, unless you acknowledge your respectability. This is also your conundrum, too.