Don't be like this, Klaudia-laoshi! 😿😿😿 I just thought you both could use a little levity. This is still a very new way to communicate for Lan Zhan, and that was a lot of words! And it's not really my fault you have to wait, I'm pretty sure he just likes to talk morality in person better so he doesn't have to sign and address everything. I'm probably not even really forbidden from being there, though I think I am forbidden from phone stealing for a little while.
I think that's pretty much always the case, yeah. That's why stealing the phone is helping. You've really gotten an impressive amount of words out of him this way, though.
Well my money is still on politeness, Lan Zhan is nothing but impartial and fair and not susceptible to cuteness OR bribes.
You were literally just complaining that I interrupted your conversation, now you're going to hide in the woods? He's not going to try to sword fight you again. I even had to apologize! 🚫🌳🌳🌳
He's very intimidating, even when he is not holding a sword, which he usually is. (Does he ever put that down?) And he's going to ask me questions about things that are important to him, and I am not going to know what the right thing to say is.
I wasn't even trying to ask him about these things! I just wanted to send him a cute video, and the other stuff just happened.
I told you that's just his face! And sword. And general aura. Listen, if he didn't want to talk to you, he just wouldn't, even if he can't just put a silence spell on people anymore. So the right thing to say is whatever you think it is, because it's you he's asking. There might be some (a few! probably not many!) wrong things, but there's not just one right one.
Yeah I honestly don't know what you did there either.
This is my permission slip that says I don't have to listen to you when you say that's just his face. 😔😔😔 Sorry, I don't make the rules.
And "there's not just one right answer" is what people say when there is a right answer, but they don't want to tell you what it is. This is textbook trickery. I'm being betrayed as we speak.
Okay, but that just says you don't have to listen, not that I'm not right. Because I am! And really, does your 'own experience' disagree? Aside from the one sword incident, which I explained shouldn't count. Did he apologize for that, actually? Very, shockingly unfair if not.
There's no trickery or betrayal! 🚫🚫🚫! I personally am not tricking you, because why would I? And Lan Zhan is specifically disallowed from trickery and 3,999 other things. Not that he would even if it was allowed. You can disagree with him, if you're polite, and 🚫⚔️.
Hmm. Now that you mention it... I don't think he did? I don't remember, since I was a little busy fearing for my life, but I do not think an apology was involved. How shockingly unfair, indeed!
But don't tell him to. If he apologizes to me because you told him he is being unfair, then I will actually go hide in the forest for real.
I am otherwise declining to say whether I agree or disagree. 😔😔😔
Well, if you say I can't point out this stunning lack of propriety, then I won't, but I hope you understand the cost (to me). When would I get the chance again? Maybe I'll tell him to only apologize internally.
I guess you can tell him if you want, but I am going to start packing up my things. I've never had to live in a forest before. Not for any extended period of time. What sort of things do you bring for forest living? 🧥❓ 👢❓ 🌂❓ 🥔❓
Definitely 🥔. Trust me on that, my experience is extensive, almost as much as 👻s. But I don't think you should head for the 🌳🌳🌳 yet. For one thing I'm pretty sure Lan Zhan could still find you. But I also just won't harass him (about apologizing) since you've developed a weird spontaneous Lan Zhan fear I guess! Get well soon.
I'm not afraid of him! It's just weird if he apologizes to me. Like it's weird that you apologized to me! What am I supposed to say to that? I would rather go live in the 🌳🌳🌳 and eat magic 🥔.
And no, he couldn't find me. Has he even been in the 🎣🤴🌳🌳🌳??? I'll go hide in the archive; I bet he doesn't know how to get in there. And even if he did, it's very large and I'll hide in all the books.
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Date: 2021-05-25 06:24 pm (UTC)From:You were literally just complaining that I interrupted your conversation, now you're going to hide in the woods? He's not going to try to sword fight you again. I even had to apologize! 🚫🌳🌳🌳
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Date: 2021-05-25 06:38 pm (UTC)From:I wasn't even trying to ask him about these things! I just wanted to send him a cute video, and the other stuff just happened.
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Date: 2021-05-25 06:55 pm (UTC)From:Yeah I honestly don't know what you did there either.
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Date: 2021-05-25 07:41 pm (UTC)From:This is my permission slip that says I don't have to listen to you when you say that's just his face. 😔😔😔 Sorry, I don't make the rules.
And "there's not just one right answer" is what people say when there is a right answer, but they don't want to tell you what it is. This is textbook trickery. I'm being betrayed as we speak.
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Date: 2021-05-25 08:48 pm (UTC)From:There's no trickery or betrayal! 🚫🚫🚫! I personally am not tricking you, because why would I? And Lan Zhan is specifically disallowed from trickery and 3,999 other things. Not that he would even if it was allowed. You can disagree with him, if you're polite, and 🚫⚔️.
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Date: 2021-05-25 09:09 pm (UTC)From:But don't tell him to. If he apologizes to me because you told him he is being unfair, then I will actually go hide in the forest for real.
I am otherwise declining to say whether I agree or disagree. 😔😔😔
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Date: 2021-05-26 09:54 pm (UTC)From:And you can do that! Very mysterious.
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Date: 2021-05-26 11:41 pm (UTC)From:I guess you can tell him if you want, but I am going to start packing up my things. I've never had to live in a forest before. Not for any extended period of time. What sort of things do you bring for forest living? 🧥❓ 👢❓ 🌂❓ 🥔❓
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